Rules

  • 18+ Only

    Slick Dick’s Wild Ride is strictly for individuals 18 years of age and older. Valid ID must be shown for entry.

  • LIABILITY WAIVER MUST BE SIGNED

    All guests must complete a Slick Dick’s Wild Ride liability waiver before entry. Please complete it early and save some time!

  • Cashless establishment

    For everybody’s convenience, Slick Dick’s Wild Ride accepts all credit cards and digital forms of payment through Square.

  • No shoes permitted

    For safety and to maintain a flawless space, shoes are not permitted in Slick Dick’s Wild Ride. We have shoe racks at the entrance. Please feel free to go barefoot or wear socks (grippy soled socks are perfect). Socks are available for purchase.

  • BYOB but no glass

    We welcome bringing libations to the space to enjoy Slick Dick’s responsibly. Glass is not permitted for safety reasons.

  • No drinks in the dick pit or on the pit ledge

    Nobody wants to jump in sticky wet shit. Your ass will get fined.

  • No sharp items, phones, or glasses in the dick pit

    Keys, spiked accessories, etc are not permitted in the dick pit for safety reasons. If it can come off of your body and get lost in the pit, it needs to be removed prior to riding.

  • Ride responsibly

    Do not ride Marvin if:

    • You have an existing injury

    • You are pregnant or may be pregnant

    • You are overly intoxicated

  • Be respectful of your dicktendants

    We are here to make sure you have a good time, but we have the right to refuse service to anyone.

  • CreDIT, ass, or grass. Nobody peeks for free.

    The walk in fee is for entrance into the space. You can’t be in the Slick Dick’s “just to watch'“.

Penalties

  • Guests may incur fees for, but not limited to:

    • Damage to the space (walls, floor, activations, decor)

    • Theft

    • Excessive cleaning (broken glass, confetti, glitter, feathers, spilled beverages inside of the dick pit, etc.)

    • Bodily fluids leaving the body.

  • Penality fees amounts are as follows:

    • $30 fee per incident for clean up outside of the pit

    • $300 fee per incident for clean up inside of the pit

    • $500 fee per incident for damage to activations (Marvin, Jean Claw Van Dayum, Whac-a-Dick, Sunset Stage

General Admission Ticket Policies

  • Refunds

    All sales are final. No refunds will be issued at any time or for any reason. We are happy to reschedule with no penalties. Please call at (512) 688-6564 or email us at info@slickdicks.com!

  • GA Tickets are Public Hours

    Reserved General Admission (GA) tickets grant attendees access to "Slick Dick’s Wild Ride: The World’s Only Dick Arcade" during designated public hours. The presence of other attendees in the space does not warrant a refund.

  • Late arrival & No-Shows

    The guaranteed duration of your experience is contingent upon your arrival at the scheduled time. Late arrivals or no-shows will not be eligible for a refund.

  • Rescheduling a reservation

    If your plans have changed and you are unable to make your initial reservation, we are always happy to reschedule any Dick Appointment to any future time! Just give us a call at (512) 200-2289 or email us at info@slickdicks.com!

  • MISC.

    Please be advised that initiating a bank dispute or credit card chargeback related to this purchase is inconsistent with our no-refund policy and will result in an automatic ban from Slick Dick’s and any associated events.

  • Read before you buy!

    By purchasing a ticket to this venue, you acknowledge and agree to this policy. We encourage all guests to verify the offerings, reservation times, location, and policies prior to completing their purchase.

Private party Policies

  • Booking a private party

    Private parties are secured with payment in full.


    Requests made within 24 hours of session time may not be able to be accommodated. We recommend requesting appointments as early in advance as possible.

  • Tardiness

    Your private event reservation starts at the reserved time, and lateness will result in a shorter dick appointment. Tardiness exceeding 15 minutes is subject to cancellation and you will be charged for your reservation with no refunds.

  • Rescheduling a reservation

    We will reschedule any reservation with no penalty.

  • Cancelling a reservation

    We are happy to reschedule any reservations if you cannot make your time. We do not provide refunds.

  • Refunds

    We do not provide refunds for dick appointments. If you came to Slick Dick’s, you pay.

  • Changes to your private event

    Any changes to your reservation must be communicated no later than 24 hours before the start of your dick appointment, either in writing to info@slickdicks.com or by calling us directly at (512) 200-2289.